because homestuck is coolYou can’t lie to me
calm down jfc so I have to hear you complain about my family but I can’t complain about yours fucking hell
do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”
MEGATRON HAS GONE TO THE BATHROOM
I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS
WITH THIS CHAIR BLOCKING THE DOOR, MEGATRON IS NO MORE.
DECEPTICONS, TAKE OFF!
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”
yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST
fuck flying cars, guys