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g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria
squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
plays

whoopeedo:

woah woah woah
hold the phone

do u ever google an actor’s age and then go “i can fuck them”

jewliankushablancas:

sinnergetics:

checkmateyourprivilege:

"i’m a writer" is always a great excuse

"why are you researching Aztec culture" I’m a writer

"why are you searching poisonous flowers" I’m a writer

"why is there a dead body in your attic" i’m a writer

yeah god forbid you follow your natural curiosity without some self-serving mass-marketed artifice 

yes that is the reason why there is a dead body in my attic. natural curiosity.

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you