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If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.

( Richard Francis Burton (via jakeenglish) )

fantasies-and-temptations:

sterlingsea:

araxielangley:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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Oh my god this is amazing

OH MY GOD

HOW DID HE NOT NOTICE ALL THAT BEYONCÉ

funny-pictures-uk:

Knockout!

shsldecoy:

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deepstarss:

"you’re not asian! you’re indian/pakistani/bengali/other"

bruh does the asian map look like this to you:

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shessofuckedinthehead:

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

i had no idea i wanted this until now. guys in underwear & cat ears is yes

jaxjaxattack89:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

devmonster:


jasmined:


With Halloween on the horizon, here is Angie Jordan with an important message.
Yes, I’m re-blogging myself.


YUS.


to all the white people with ideas

That last line.