My phone is probably going to die before we even leave [sighs so hard I die]

I just don’t care tbh


Warm up Nautica cause I love her.

People who know how much them biting their nails stresses me out and do it near me anyway make me so mad like you know that sound makes me feel physically ill please sTOP FUCKING DO IT

Tbh I find dogs too needy and they make gross sounds though this is based on all of my friends dogs since I have never owned one

"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"



I will never understand why people like to have their slices of cake warmed up. Literally I cannot find anything worse to eat than heated cakes and muffins.

there’s this guy who sometimes catches my bus who has the biggest pompador and sideburns and he fuckin looks like Space Dandy and his girlfriend looks like Honey and I’m not sure if they did it on purpose or not



n. the tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it—whether through envy or pity or simple foreignness—which allows it to drift away from the rest of your life story, until the memory itself feels out of place, almost mythical, wandering restlessly in the fog, no longer even looking for a place to land.


Cute canon IDW Transformers things: 

  • Platonic life partners 
  • Robot marriages
  • Baby Cybertronians are born and grown in fields like literal cabbage patch babies
  • Cybertronians giving their sick friends/loved ones tiny vials of the only fluid in their body that’s unique and irreplaceable 
  • Each of them have a unique transformation sound 
  • They have a festival to recognise and remember the dead which involves small glowing orbs
  • They have a whole language that is just robot handsies 
koenigthecreator:Rothko, Black in Deep Red (1957)